Skunkfluck and Texans, read em and weap...

If you put dot dot dot on separate lines
In front of your poem every time
It means you like to meet women on line
And abuse them for a good time.

Write a pretty stanza and sometimes rhyme
But use a crooked avatar from some porn site
The you must be bilking old ladies with rhymes
About missing children, and wound sites.

I can write a rhyme using the same words at the ends
And still be more original than daily romantic tripe
When love is the moon and a prison and a light - it never ends
But never once do these hacks look at themselves and say "Yipe!"

There are child fiddlers, report diddlers and Egyptian saboteurs
Murdering Hapsuchshit till you want to shout out "Help!"
There are merry widows, teen angst and dried up bachelors,
But the worst offenders frankly ask for homework help.