Thursday, April 19, 2012

Peter/Corky Keener's attempt at humor

- Still posting crap from March 2012:
Here is Peter (as Corky Keener) throwing more accusations at me. Despite the homophobia and general ugliness of the words, this might be the closest thing Peter has written towards art. He posts:

    "Hank Guru" and his friend "Gayreek"

    Have you seen a crop idiot appearing as Hank Guru?
    He was the constant companion of a poet from Buru,
    from buru buru he appeared in Poetry with a third eye
    with his many accounts accompanying his crap high!

    Short time ago, the idiot Hank Guru stopped blessing,
    the poetry section, and altogether appeared addressing
    in the Greek section, responding to posts very offensive
    for Greece, since he was a philosopher far too pensive.

    A fake account by the name "Gayreek" was the asker;
    and Hank Guru received BA for answering the masker,
    who was calling Greeks names with abnormal crop,
    happy cause he took revenge for being a pink bee-bop.

    The third eye of the Hank Guru was made for courting
    because his Ugly creator was drinking Vodka tarting.
    He was the Man and received lotsa BAs from his kin,
    with his clown questions post-constructed just to win.

    The idiot visited the Greek section where started tarting
    meanwhile people there, "who's that idiot" were asking;
    Proudly Hank Guru won a BA from Gayreek's excretion,
    before realizing that his Gayreek wisdom won deletion.

See Corky Keener's (aka Peter's) post if it is still there:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnM_.kOKNAWOpLxWUb.9U8On5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120308151849AAoHYKy

I would swear I already posted this

Quote of the week (second Week in March 2012)

"Spring. A time of rebirth, growth. Winter has culled the weak.
- Na’ashjéii Asdzáá aka Nancy

See the context:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aom3syAT2HKRGLc8ziW357in5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120306083733AAYCjkB

And to answer Cassie's post, the past is the past, but if I wanted to reminisce, I can't because my account has been suspended!!! Thanks for reminding me of reasons I might still be angry at the yahooligans that set me up.

I mostly went back to read poems I admired of others. Why I was slow to award stars was so that I wouldn't waste my own time going back. No wasted time now.

Best and Worst Second Week of March

Best:
Derrick Gaskin (although the Q was annoyingly phrased):

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjLOwlTH.K6bimfQMCa.fgqn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120303130456AAp27Tr

A great one from ™ʎllıq®®:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjLOwlTH.K6bimfQMCa.fgqn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120305133040AATWqQ4



Not good or bad, just a poem of interest:
 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtMczV1DMYeA8y8gPDZ3nMmn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120304225715AAlVsqN

Worst:
Rayven:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjLOwlTH.K6bimfQMCa.fgqn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120305085525AAWiTRz

Frederic:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqOpbWHVdQlXlywiFdXcLten5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120305132651AAqxf1s

Love Child (wow, the pidgin English almost HELPS this one):
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai17hfWdI41pkKgFO1eyfoyn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120305110017AADeBnP

Unknown Soldier (worst cop-out, blank screen YouTube post):
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtMczV1DMYeA8y8gPDZ3nMmn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120306060057AAt3hwn

Yes I mind when your video has no video!!!
-- A month ago, I was seeing everything my friend Love Child was writing as hostile to me. I have since come to understand that she was even more shell-shocked than I was by my suspension from Yahoo.

But in the spirit of fairness, I am posting ALL of the backlog of material I was writing a month ago, so here is my then rant about LC (LC forgive me!)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar2KNjEBmLKufYM43r2..t6n5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120305225723AAg4tGs

My comments on the above:

Again, another poem about blaming me for my fate. Yes let's all get along, the foxes in the hen house have GOTTEN their meal I am sure they will be no problem now.

Why is it cowardice to train dogs to do what they are evolutionarily meant to do?

The first two lines make no sense outside of the context of YAP, and thus those (like long-winded synopsis) who go on about making a separate poem obviously can't read. I on the other hand with my 20% comprehension rate, get the whole picture.

Sorry LC, or rather I wish YOU were sorry.

The above contradicts that posted below and makes it worthless:
http://lcgtribute.posterous.com/108276673

How To Make Something Longwinded and Boring - Synopsis

-- I am posting a backlog of poems. rants, ideas and information. This was written in March but still applies:

Quote of the week (from the biggest show-off in Yahoo):

""Why should we write a school assignment for someone else? Aren't we here to support each other, rather than to do each others' work?"

I suspect people's motivations for what they do are as various as people are.

Some people come here motivated by a genuine love of poetry. Others just come here to show off."

The original question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqDZ..LSnKpB2Ey3jAixPI6n5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120304030239AAtqoGi

It is also the shortest answer synopsis has ever given.

Can you find examples (pre-this post) of synopsis being pithy instead of just pissy?

Best/Worst List Week Ending March 1st

-- I was unable to post my Best/Worst Lists in a timely manner, so here they go from my files.
Best and worst of the week list #1

I am disappointed that Dave, Brian and company have been so busy trashing people and writing trivial pursuits they have not posted anything inspiring. I have not been bothering to read Nancy lately (too long and dull) so if she writes something good, someone please let me know?

Best of week:
Sue's Verde Rock poem

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al70FXMTIgbS5uR5mweoCCen5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120225153424AAUP91T

Sue's crack poem:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai17hfWdI41pkKgFO1eyfoyn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120229083109AAnSA81

HD's Chronic Echoes:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhHhqydhL.xNYsuiqgt7vmOn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120229111619AAFOnPu

Worst of the week:

Peter "Gae" Sonnet:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjLOwlTH.K6bimfQMCa.fgqn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120301064230AAJxrbb

And we are glad to see Mythic around, even if the poem sucks:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgXX9Xkzm7w_JwK2BaceD6yn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120229231419AAkqLE8

(This was written over a month ago. Things have improved since then!)
I know this isn't meant to be much, but I am starting to dread opening my friend LC's link:
 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al70FXMTIgbS5uR5mweoCCen5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120229191013AAA8YF3

And Last, but least: Neon:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjLOwlTH.K6bimfQMCa.fgqn5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120301073126AANQTI0

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Coastal Cloud (Clamoring Ocean's Madrigal)

Alpha Gio Whatever wrote some pretty sounding gibberish which I rewrote into English as THIS:

The Coastal Cloud
(Clamoring Ocean's Madrigal)

Drops of twinkling rain she was expecting,
tinge her sweet nocturnal form with spray
clamouring (for) ocean's madrigal of spray

Was she a little wraith form blue bayou'd
a drenched form wisping 'round the empty quay;
Drops of twinkling rain she was expecting,

Pelted fields look upward toward the skies,
smiling, dreaming forms made out of clay,
clamouring (for) ocean's madrigal of spray

Formed as faraway line of April's dew
announcing winter's wake to skies of gray
Drops of twinkling rain she was expecting,

Lithe and listless hanging o'er seaview
a drenched form wisping 'round the empty quay
clamouring (for) ocean's madrigal of spray


She was incomprehensible, agleaming blue,
tinge her sweet nocturnal form with spray
Drops of twinkling rain she was expecting...

...clamouring (for) ocean's madrigal of spray.

(This is a rewrite of  Clamor of Madrigal, which so scared AGW, that he reported it so no one could compare his gibberish to mine. I am not linking to his because why should I benefit him when he attacks me?)