Sami Jay is back in Yahoo Answers

Sami Jay is back in Yahoo Answers

Posing as a Dayfid character. In case you don't remember Sami Jay came on writing bad amateur poetry and claiming to be... Wait, better yet, read my comments to him

Answering his Q:
"Your poem is prose. And here I thought you wrote well for a child. 

Btw: did you know you are using the avatar name of a scam artist who came in here writing juvenile prose-etry a few years ago claiming to be a professor, published author and working with Elaine and Richard (notorious poetry thrives in Yahoo) to scam young artists???

You should watch out for that Sami Jay character. He might get upset at your using his soiled, reviled and well-established bad name."

Watch out for him. He is out to corrupt the morals* (and steal the poems) of young writers to scam their friends out of money.

*Stealing is corrupting morals isn't it?

Bang Your Head @ Yahoo Answers

Please someone explain this to me? What commercial site?

Details:

We're sorry, but upon review we found that the following answer was indeed in violation of the Yahoo Answers Community Guidelines:

"If I have to defend myself I've already lost I qualified by an arrant fluke I avoid stupid puzzles at any cost Though I spent five minute on it to appease you. You have heard me say, day in and day out That smart people are the stupidest folks I know But my genius friend turned the paper 'bout And solved the puzzle in 2 seconds or so. He has a 160 IQ, I'm 139. I'm only a marginal intellect and that's fine."

Violation Reason: Non-Commercial Personal Site Promotion

Yahzmin Love 4ever, responds:

While the REASON is not correct, the answer WAS likely a violation. Either chatting or not an answer would be my guess. What I believe happened is that there is likely a certain single button (like F1, F2, etc.) or a tick box, or keystroke combination that staff uses when they deny an appeal that designates what the reason for the violation
was. And somebody clicked / ticked or otherwise typed the wrong reason. It happens. After all, staff IS human and sometimes makes mistakes. 

A more precise answer as to the correct reason for the violation would need to have the question along with your answer. Context is everything.

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AqU3XUf919QRXlahDe.6bDj59xd.;_ylv=3?show=2f739e8b2a5530e501bad3e76a9cb2f7aa

My email: Context

Yahoo is Fallible?

Another member of yahoo answers sent me a puzzle involving horses because he had heard I was in Mensa at one time. When I failed to solve the puzzle he decided I was stupid and wrote a poem about it.

IF yahoo guidelines were not a TRAVESTY and used by troll to punish the good, I could just have reported it. But the evil users who have multiple accounts and spend their day spreading misery report every minute possible infraction from one of their 50+ accounts and when you have enough bad reports you can no longer FILE reports on other users. This all the legit people are silenced and only the trolls can report. 

My poem was an ANSWER to the questions posed by the user and while you may say that HIS post was chat or a rant, mine was a simple response TO THE QUESTIONS POSED.

I know you will disagree because if I do not comply with the policy of throwing an imaginary report at someone for transgressing the imaginary guidelines then I am wrong anyway. So if you are just going to spout policy, save me any response.

Read my profile. Yahoo reports the most innocuous questions and 99% of the time completely ignores the appeals. Probably human limitations right? But USERS are not allowed human imperfections BECAUSE BEING FALLIBLE IS AGAINST GUIDELINES.

Unless you are staff.

Thanks for playing,

Happy Hiram

MY APPEAL for a question violation in Yahoo Answers

So ASKING "WHAT POETRY IS SUPPOSED TO DO?" IS AGAINST YAHOO GUIDELINES? YOU GUYS HAVE LOST THE THREAD < SERIOUSLY

Happy Hiram
The question on Yahoo Answers was reported and deleted by one or more trusted members of the Answers community:

"What is poetry really supposed to do?"

This question has been removed and 10 points have been deducted from your account. You may not have realized this, but all questions submitted on Yahoo Answers must comply with the Answers Community Guidelines.

If you believe that your questionwas wrongly deleted by the community and would like to appeal the deletion of your question, you can have your case reviewed by Answers Customer Care. You have 7 days to submit your appeal. Please be aware that if your appeal is rejected, an additional 10 points will be removed from your account.

YAHOO IS DEAD FOLKS,

WAKE UP ANS SMELL THE COFFEE!

Holiday Nightmares Become Boring Commonplaces

Hi friends,

I have done many sorts of volunteer work over the years and I have come up with a simple rule for myself. If I am not willing to WORK for a cause actively I don't just throw money at it. 

That being said, many lives are improved by the work of charities, despite the fact that many charities are 75% overhead and much money donated to overseas causes goes to the hands of politicians, dictators and warlords. Charity is a good impulse. 

Here is where I get annoyed. Just like action movies deaden our response to violence, commercials showing dying babies and sick pets disgust me with the CHARITY, not with the situation. 

Jesus said the poor will always be with us, but that is not a reason not to help. But any charity that is going to throw dead babies into my livingroom will NEVER get money out of me until they change their ways. 

Graphic, gory and manipulative commercials make me a little more cynical every day. Rather than crying over suffering children I am approaching the point of making jokes in a mock narrator's voice. I don't like feeling this way AND I BLAME THE PRODUCERS of such garbage.

Why don't they run a commercial saying "We know you are humane enough to send money without having to be brutalized by a shocking (well unfortunately no longer shocking) graphic commercial during your holiday season."

That (if the dog and cat people joined in too) I would pay for. But I will not send 50 cents a day for being abused and diminished as a human being.

The Appeal that was never sent

Yahoo Answers Reporters flagged one of my answers but I couldn't appeal because the appeal window is broken. My snarky other answer that was reported has a perfectly good appeals page, but I know that answer was against guidelines so I have no desire to appeal it. Seems every time I am in the right, Yahoo prevents me from appealing.

Here is what I would have said:

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Advising someone that they are breaking yahoo guidelines CAN'T be against guidelines. God knows none of the hundreds of people I have met in YA can figure the damned things out without advice.

If explaining the guidelines is against the guidelines, you might just as well close shop now.
-Happy Hiram

 Hello Happy Hiram,
The answer on Yahoo Answers was reported and deleted by one or more trusted members of the Answers community:
"Apparently linking to outside sites is against Yahoo guidelines. I post the same poem with and without a link and the one with the link gets reported. Lucky you are that I think reporting is equivalent to aspiring to the quisling of the year award. Didn't read the poem."

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Do you think I would have got my answer back?

Juxtaposing Lives/ Mis-Stepped Waltz

Juxtaposing Lives by Thomas Oh Yes I'm young just twelve years old I had a dream that's not been told So shy am I to talk to you And please don't think I have no clue When Disney had a tee-vee (tv) show “When Knighthood was in Flowers” grow A tale of Greensleeves came to me Not Anne Boleyn or King Henry A different legend worth a muse Have sought but never caught to choose Fair maiden lived her life by day One time-line always day's display Then juxtapose a life by night No equilibrium in sight A catatonic parallel Two lives at once it does foretell At night a woman dark but free Collateral iniquity But every time that I wake up Return to day the maiden's cup So onward now the search begins The golden cup for crosses sins The castles safe as maiden lives I seek the truth of what forgives I am My Lady that's for sure Two personalities no cure Which one of us will take the prize The Holy Grail's (mere) exercise

Mis-stepped Waltz by Hiram No twelve year old thinks they are young No tale exists that's not seen tongue If shy you are which seems quite false The missteps here are like a waltz For networks don't have shows these days Grew, he means, not what he says (The song from "How the West was Won"?) A misbeat rhyme, no joke no pun. Confused, I listen for the thread And get this gibberish instead An owl has never a maiden been, With night glow face of freakish green Drag this out please, I'm still unclear Equal WHAT, you bend my ear Catatonic pair, there's TWO asleep? Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat. After two wasted stanzas, ahem... Barely describe – and then condemn? A dream, that soggy lit'ery elf The story now is 'bout himself? Throughout the 1800's west? If crosses sin, I'll eat my cowboy vest Though maiden's lives are short and rough More vague-aries -- I've had enough! A movie Disney never made My sleeves are green and disarrayed Not the one who wrote this drivel Can green sleeves catch this pointless drizzle?